Looks like I’ll have more time to finish off Six Feet Under…
Monday
- Last Comic Standing/Persons Unknown (NBC, 8/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Comic competition, and then a series being plugged as a miniseries so perhaps it won’t get canceled mid-mystery.
- Behind the Music (VH1, 8pm) Season Premiere – Haven’t you always wondered if there was more to DMX than meets the eye?
- The Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABCFam, 8pm) Season Premiere – More pregnancy?
- American Pickers/Pawn Star$ (Hist, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Studebaker, motorcycle, and Ford truck among other finds.
- Last American Cowboy (AnPl, 10pm) Series Premiere – The latest reality starts with Montana ranchers.
- Neighbors from Hell (TBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – This new animated series finds a family visiting from Hell posing as a normal suburban family.
- Dance Your Ass Off (Oxy, 11pm) Season Premiere – Mel B takes over as host as folks try fitness to the beat.
Tuesday
- Pretty Little Liars (ABCFam, 8pm) Series Premiere – The posters make me want this to be like a Heathers, but I doubt it will be.
Wednesday
- CMT Music Awards (CMT, 7/8pm) – Kid Rock hosts, I forgot he was country now.
- Man v. Food (Trav, 10pm) Season Premiere – I don’t know why if you are going to eat a lot of steak you’d want to do it fast.
- You’re Cut Off/Bridal Bootcamp (VH1, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – Watch the real life privileged suffer, then watch brides suffer for their goal: dream weddings.
- The Singing Bee (CMT, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – Karaoke competition anyone?
- Work of Art (Brav, 11pm) Series Premiere – Fourteen rising artists compete for art stuff.
Thursday
- Bethenny’s Getting Married (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Spinning off from housewives means this is another show I can just skip.
- Penn & Teller/The Green Room with Paul Provenza (Show, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premiere – First mocking of cheerleaders and then more general mocking with a round table of comedians.
Friday
- Fifa World Cup Kick-Off Celebration Concert (ABC, 8pm) – Alicia Keyes, Black Eyed Peas… more music.
- Dual Survival (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – This reality series starts with a couple folks shipwrecked.
- The Whitest Kids u’ Know (IFC, 11pm) Season Premiere – Sketch comedy anyone?
- Glenn Martin DDS (Nick, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – Brett Michaels continues his overbooking with a voice over on this show.
Saturday
- The Jaquie Brown Diaries (Logo, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – New Zealand celebrity plays herself.
Sunday
- Tony Awards (CBS, 8pm) – Sean Hayes hosts.
- Unnatural History (Cart, 8pm) Series Premiere – Live action mystery in DC.
- True Blood (HBO, 9pm) Season Premiere – There’s blood, and its true.
- Cupcake Wars (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – Not sure this needs much elaboration, although lest you think it’s an actual war, it’s just a cupcake making competition.
- HGTV Design Star/Color Splash (HGTV, 10/11pm) Season Premieres – Goes from white to color.
- Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami/Holly’s World (E!, 10pm) Season Premiere – Enough with the reality stars already…
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