New and notable in the week ahead… procrastinator picks are underlined.

Monday

• Lie to Me (Fox, 9pm) Season Premiere – Tim Roth returns to the show where telling if people are lying is the special gimmick.
• Trauma (NBC, 9pm) Series Premiere – The pilot is filled with lots of big action but only time will tell if this paramedic drama can keep up the action and the drama.

Tuesday

• Weird, True & Freaky/Lost Tapes (AnPl, 9/10pm) Season Premiere – Animal oddities.
• The Hills/The City (MTV, 10/10:30pm) Season Premiere – Those people that I don’t know who they are on the cover of weekly magazines are back.

Wednesday

• Hank/The Middle (ABC, 8/8:30pm) Series Premieres – Big sitcom stars Kelsey Grammer and Patricia Heaton give it another go as average Joes.
• I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant/King of the Crown (TLC, 8/9pm) Season Premiere – There’s apparently a series worth of people who didn’t know they were pregnant and some dude helps pageant contestants.
• Bank of Mom and Dad (Soap, 10pm) Series Premiere – The folks, and a financial consultant, help people get their money troubles in order.
• Real World/Road Rules Challenge (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Contestants new and old head to Thailand.

Thursday

• Speeders Fight Back (Tru, 10pm) Season Premiere – For those who long to watch traffic court.
• Private Practice (ABC, 10pm) Season Premiere – The Grey’s spinoff that made me refer to Grey’s as the serious one.

Friday

• ‘Til Death (Fox, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Is this show really coming back?
• Diettribe (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – Five gals get together with hope of doing a triathalon.
• Stargate Universe (Syfy, 9pm) Series Premiere – Another branch of the series jumping through another stargate to somewhere else, interested?
• Pay it Off (BET, 10pm) Series Premiere – A game show to pay off debts, or fritter away.
• Wedded to Perfection (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – And it’s a wedding…

Saturday

• Superfetch/Dogs 101 (AnPl, 8/9pm) Series/Season Premiere – Advanced tricks like having your dog pay for your manicure, but for those who are looking for a little more basic dog info.
• Celebrity Ghost Stories (Bio, 10pm) Series Premiere – Um, Joan Rivers and Scott Baio tell ghost encounters.

Sunday

• America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC, 7pm) Season Premiere – They’ll never run out of footage.
• Three Rivers (CBS, 9pm) Series Premiere – This medical drama focuses on those working in organ donations.
• My Monkey Baby (TLC, 9pm) Series Premiere – I don’t know why this hasn’t been a show before, a couple raises a monkey as their baby.
• The Next Iron Chef (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – 10 more competitors compete.